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If Role Playing is Your Thing~ I can Be your Little Girl, Naughty Family Fun, Sexy Teacher, Secretary, Strict Mistress, Disobedient Slave, Horny Nurse, Domineering Boss Lady Naughty Little School Girl, Teenage Hitch Hicker,Bratty Teen Neighbor, Horny Cheerleader that That Doesn’t Have a Problem Splitting Her Pussy Lips For you!!!!

I also Enjoy Fantasies About play Rape, Gangbangs, B & D, S & M, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Waterplay, Bondage, Crossdressing, Humiliation and And Girls!! Do You Have Any other Favorites You Would Like To Share With Me? Anything Wild and Kinky Totally Turns Me On and Makes Me So Wet!

HOT PHONE SEX

HOT PHONE SEX

I’m an Erotic Slut that has what it takes to Blow your mind as well as your cock…NO LIMITS NO TABOOS and NO RESTRICTIONS JUST PURE HOT HOT PHONE SEX…Just Once Is All it will Take!!! Let The Playing Begin!!!

If Role Playing is Your Thing~ I can Be your Little Girl, Naughty Family Fun, Sexy Teacher, Secretary, Strict Mistress, Disobedient Slave, Horny Nurse, Domineering Boss Lady Naughty Little School Girl, Teenage Hitch Hiker,Bratty Teen Neighbor, Horny Cheerleader that That Doesn’t Have a Problem Splitting Her Pussy Lips For you!!!!

I also Enjoy Fantasies About play Rape, Gang-bangs, B & D, S & M, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Water-play, Bondage, Cross dressing, HOT PHONE SEX, Humiliation and And Girls!! Do You Have Any other Favorites You Would Like To Share With Me? Anything Wild and Kinky Totally Turns Me On and Makes Me So Wet!

PS…Some of you know me as PlaymateJodi from *NF* – Yes I am the same girl *winkx *

SPOIL ME IT”S CHRISTMAS!

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We do bestiality phone sex!!

We found it funny, in a way. We also found that we were spelling it wrong when we called it beastiality phone sex haha- no ‘a’. The other day we wrote a phone sex blog entry about our willingness to accommodate and extreme taboo phone sex fantasy.

Our phone rang off the hook because so many places won’t touch these topics, but the one that we got even more questions about seemed to be the most taboo of all- bestiality phone sex. To answer- YES, we do it, and more so happily. We keep it in the realm of FANTASY of course (we always like to qualify our willingness with that point), but if you want young teens sucking horse cock, or girls fucking their dogs, well, we can play with the best of them. It’s all for pretend, and 100% fantasy, so cum play with thses no taboo teens, right?

Bestiality is a topic that is certainly extreme taboo phone sex, but that doesn’t mean you should feel uncomfortable to ask for it. We are in the business of offering you the kinkiest teen phone sex that the web has to offer with no taboos and no restrictions, so go ahead and ask- ye shall receive with happy teen sluts any time, 24.7. bestiality phone sex and all.

Lexi <3

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Lexi-ok (19)What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up on the girl? Does it feel all awkward when you cum? I encounter all types of callers with different reactions afte they squirt their load. I have guys who have called me several times and still hang up on me the second they cum on the phonesex call. Maybe they wanted to go to get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar and fucking her senseless and then kicking her out the minute you’ve cum lol!

I have some callers who obviously feel some sense of shame after. They almost behave like they are embarrassed. I’m sure not, but they seem to be. I have some callers who are less than embarrassed but maybe just don’t know what to say after.

I even know many phone sex operators who seem to clam up or feel some of the mentioned ways. I’ve known of girls in this business that actually get pissed off because a guy just hangs up. I always felt like it’s your call, you can end it how you want so it’s never offended me as a person. But I do think also that there is an after phone sex protocol that is almost no different then having real sex.

It’s a very private, real, and personal thing to share your orgasm with me. The least I can do is try to make you laugh after to release the tension of all that blood flow returning to your brain again. I guess we can’t cuddle after but we can be sweet to each other, or chitchat about something normal for a few minutes. Also releases that tension of returning blood flow. Sometimes the nicest thing a guy says to me on/after a phone sex call is simply “thank you”. I’m not a rocket scientist, I am not making a major contribution to the world… but the thank you is always really nice to hear!

LEXI – Website Owner and phone sex Girl!

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Transformation Fetish Phonesex

Fetish Transformation steers away from the usual maids, nurse and cheerleaders outfits and role plays and transformed into animals, mannequins and painted statues.

The transformation of a body’s shape or size, for example, by shrinking, growing, or gaining muscle mass. Shrinking and growing have their own fandoms in the microphilia and macrophilia fandoms, with more emphasis on the results of the transformations than on the transformations themselves.

There’s also the type of modification that involves addition/removal/repositioning of body parts. The transformations may involve arms, breasts, legs, heads, fingers, eyes, heads, torsos, non-human parts such as wings, tail, digitigrade legs, and the form of humantaur, which means a second torso after the hip, with extra arms or extra legs on hip height. Stories of such transformations tend to involve implants, diseases, radioactivity, magic rituals, something controlling the outside body, or sometimes they simply happen mysteriously.

Gotta love it!

Lexi

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Infantilism (adult baby phone sex)

Defined:

Fetishistic Infantilism is characterized by the desire to be treated as an infant or toddler. Roughly 1/3 of those with infantilism fetishes also have fetishes involving Diapers. Adults who engage in infantilistic play are often known as “Adult Babies”.

Explained:

Neither Infantilism fetishes, nor diaper fetishes includes a sexual preference for children, and are not related to pedophilia. There is no single archetype for infantilism, but as with most other fetishes, it exists in a range. Many infantile fetishists describe the attraction being about relief from responsibility, control, or guilt. If they have a willing partner, infantile fetishists may partake in mother/baby father/baby roleplay. Most “Adult Babies” choose not to engage in sex while in the baby role, because it isn’t considered baby like. In contrast, those with infantile diaper fetishes often engage in sexual activity while wearing a diaper.

Representative Porn:

With an estimated 100,000 diaper fetishists worldwide, there are thousands of websites and forums catering to Adult Babies and Infantile Fetishists! This being an Adult Baby friendly Site!

If you need help finding a Mommy or Sitter for your Adult Baby – call Me, Lexi (I am the owner) or one of our other Dispatchers at our toll free Number! (adult baby phone sex)

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Hi guys, I know I have spoken with alot of you as the owner and afternoon dispatcher but today I am super horny and for all of you that have been wanting to do a phone sex call with me, I am going to be available for calls all week! Yup, you get ME…lol… or if you want one of the other gals, i would be happy to help you choose!

Also all calls today are only $2.00 per minute but you MUST mention this blog BEFORE your call! Also we have a few new girls on our TEEN site and SHEMALE site! Check those out too! It’s never to early to break the new girls in good! Lol

Have a great week and talk to you real soon!
Lexi

I am pso_lexi on yahoo if you need to ask any questions, just dont start with “hi” or i will block you thinking your a bot! LOL

LEXI

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I’ve done some really HOT phonesex calls latley…here is just a sample of some of those hot calls I have had!

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~*~The cute little cuckold who called with that little boy dick was so nice in spite of the dick disaster you have. I’m glad your wife is smart enough to find a real dick to please her. You are fun though. I do want to hear more from you soon.

~*~I heard from my bill fold piggy who just keeps that wallet open for me to do anything I please with. I have a wonderful time seducing that money away from you sweetheart.

~*~The pantie slut who came in my panties as soon as I slid them on Him. The neighbor who I found stroking with my lace panties in my laundry room.

 ~*~The male secretary who didn’t particularly like working for a woman so I made you wear my panties at your desk in front of the rest of the office. I have quite the pantie fetish too and always enjoy my pantie callers.

~*~The sweet little boy who licked Mommy’s pussy like a good boy. The naughty little boy who was sent home from school so Mommy had to punish you with my strap on. You are both wonderful!

My pussy’s wet just thinking about the sexy men I’ve played with. Give me more. Fuck me!

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Nasty Nipple Clamps

I love instructing my bondage phone sex callers. There was this guy, who wanted to know what nipple clamps are for. I told him I will tell him on our phonesex call, if he promises to do as I instruct. He jumped at the idea and dialed me for my pain and pleasure phonesex instructions. I told him, “Nipple clamps are ideal for those who derive pleasure from pain. These clamps prove indispensable for enacting bondage fantasies of the painful kind. Believe me when I say that the kind of orgasm you achieve using these clamps will leave you shuddering for long! Are you game?”

Emboldened by my words, he said yes and proceeded to act out my  instructions. I told him to pick up the nipple clamps, unscrew them and place each erect nipple between the pincers. How to apply pressure the right amount of pressure on the nipples requires some expertise. If you are keen on the right technique, bondage phone sex is where I’ll be waiting for you!

…Lexi

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A little cam fun with a phonesex client!

Awesome call with my new “lady in purple

Made him stroke his little clitty 4 me & taste it!

Very Lovley to talk to! Smiled the whole time!

Stay safe baby!

Permission to use & take Screen Shots is always asked Before I do it!

XOX Lexi!

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From a very early age I Understood the power that a tempting little wiggle and a sweet little Giggle has on a man, on our phonesex calls. In my 30 years I’ve mastered the art of flirting. I’m not just you average flirt with a few tricks up my sleeve, oh no.

I’m confident that I can wrap just about any man around my little Finger. Do I abuse this privilege? Of course I do! *giggles*  Not only do I love to tease, but pleasing is my specialty. I honestly LOVE to cum on our phonesex calls and love to hear all of your naughty phone sex stories. 

Lexi  www.taboophonegirls.com/lexi

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I’m an Erotic Slut that has what it takes to Blow your mind as well as your cock…NO LIMITS NO TABOOS and NO RESTRICTIONS JUST PURE HOT ADULT PHONE SEX…Just Once Is All it will Take!!!
Let The Playing Begin!!!

 

If Role Playing is Your Thing~ I can Be your Little Girl, Naughty Family Fun, Sexy Teacher, Secretary, Strict Mistress, Disobedient Slave, Horny Nurse, Domineering Boss Lady Naughty Little School Girl, Teenage Hitch Hicker,Bratty Teen Neighbor, Horny Cheerleader that That Doesn’t Have a Problem Splitting Her Pussy Lips For you!!!!

I also Enjoy Fantasies About play Rape, Gangbangs, B & D, S & M, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Waterplay, Bondage, Crossdressing, Humiliation and And Girls!!  Do You Have Any other Favorites You Would Like To Share With Me? Anything Wild and Kinky Totally Turns Me On and Makes Me So Wet!

www.taboophonegirls.com/lexi    1-888-666-9340

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Hi guys, Lexi here!

I wanted to thank everyone for being a TabooGirl Client and offer you a special rate JUST for me! All calls with me this week are only $1.50 per minute – no manner how long (10 minute minimum still applies & must ask for special rate).

I hope to hear from everyone soon!
15 min = $22.50   /   30 min = $45.00

www.taboophonegirls.com/lexi

xoxox
Lexi

(special is from Nov9-16th)

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C’mon, admit it. Whether you like it or not, every single person on Earth has a sexual fetish of their own. Some get their rocks off by spanking during sex. Others are aroused by bondage of some kind. I, for one, am an omolagniac. But before you think I’m some kind of sick pervert (um okay maybe i AM), omolagnia is basically getting turned on by nudity. And who isn’t turned on by people getting nekked? D-uh!

To turn a certain segment of the world’s population on, however, takes much more than showing them a naked human body. While some of the sexual fetishes that exist today are nothing more than just unconventional but harmless sexual practices, there are many that border on the sick, and some are just plain sickening. As far as I’m concerned, these are 10 of the most bizarre sexual fetishes on Earth:

1. Transformation fetish

Strictly speaking, people who have this fetish are sexually aroused by depictions of transformations, usually of people into other beings or objects. I guess that makes Jayna of The Wonder Twins the Jenna Jameson of transformation fetishists.

2. Amputee fetish

I personally have nothing against people who unfortunately lost their limbs for whatever reason, but when a person makes amputees his or her specific object for sexual gratification, it’s just plain bizarre.

3. Hierophilia

People who have this fetish get off on religious or sacred objects. Also known as theophilia. Expect “The Exorcist” to be in the DVD collection of these sacrilegious perverts.

Now here come the really icky ones:

4. Emetophilia

Vomit makes us vomit, right? Well, not people who practice emetophilia. The act of throwing up, especially on a sexual partner, is the biggest of turn-ons for emetophiles. Also called a Roman shower, after the induced vomiting that was supposed to be a staple of those debauched Roman feasts. Again, “The Exorcist” is probably right on top of their must-have DVDs list.

5. Eproctophilia

As far as eproctophiles are concerned, Mel Brooks’ “Blazing Saddles” is their porn. That’s right. These people probably jack off to that infamous and lengthy cowboy farting scene. And since farting gets them horny, cabbage and beans are most certainly a staple on their daily menu.

6. Urophilia

Urophilia fetishists love to pee in public, pee on somebody, or get peed on. Also known as “watersports” and “golden showers”. Now we know what the medical term is for the likes of Kim Kardashian and Ray J.

7. Klismaphilia

Normally, people avoid enemas like the plague. Not for those who practice klismaphilia, a fancy word for those who enjoy getting and administering enemas. Yucky stuff, I know, but look on the bright side: These people have got to have the cleanest anuses in the world.

8. Necrophilia

The sexual attraction to corpses. These sickos just don’t see dead people. They screw them.

9. Coprophilia

This one’s better known as scat. Not the rapid-fire singing style, but the act of, well, deriving sexual gratification from feces. Tell these people to “eat shit” and they will. Barf.

10. Anthropophagolagnia

Rape is a person’s worst nightmare, but falling victim to a sick bastard who enjoys anthropophagolagnia is a fate worse than rape, or even death, for that matter. You see, those who practice anthropophagolagnia rape their victims, then eat them. Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is basically the poster boy for these twisted fucks.

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This nasty guy liked spying on the girls in the ladies toilets at different nightclubs. And he always got a pleasure spying for them and jerking off. But one time he was caught during that process. Undoubtedly, he was punished by all the girls in the ladies toilet.

They stripped him naked making him feel humiliated and the tortures began. He got his ass spanked and dildo fucked and then he was ordered to masturbate straight before the clothed females eyes. He will never forget that cruel cfnm humiliation lesson!

Need Humiliation and tourture Phonesex? A little CFNM?

Call Lexi 😉

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What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up on the girl? Does it feel all awkward when you cum? I encounter all types of callers with different reactions afte they squirt their load. I have guys who have called me several times and still hang up on me the second they cum on the phonesex call. Maybe they wanted to go to get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar and fucking her senseless and then kicking her out the minute you’ve cum lol!

I have some callers who obviously feel some sense of shame after. They almost behave like they are embarrassed. I’m sure not, but they seem to be. I have some callers who are less than embarrassed but maybe just don’t know what to say after.

I even know many operators who seem to clam up or feel some of the mentioned ways. I’ve known of girls in this business that actually get pissed off because a guy just hangs up. I always felt like it’s your call, you can end it how you want so it’s never offended me as a person. But I do think also that there is an after phone sex protocol that is almost no different then having real sex.

It’s a very private, real, and personal thing to share your orgasm with me. The least I can do is try to make you laugh after to release the tension of all that blood flow returning to your brain again. I guess we can’t cuddle after but we can be sweet to each other, or chitchat about something normal for a few minutes. Also releases that tension of returning blood flow. Sometimes the nicest thing a guy says to me is simply “thank you”. I’m not a rocket scientist, I am not making a major contribution to the world… but the thank you is always really nice to hear!

Lexi

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I love when I have complete control over my little sluts!
This is an email & pics from my Slut! I must say he sluts up very well! Nice legs!
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Lexi
 
I love being you little bitch. I want to do anything you say. I want you to have fun seeing how much you can get away with me. I’d love to have you pimp my ass out. Post an ad on Craigslist saying I’ll suck any guy and any guy can fuck me just as long as they treat me as your nasty little bitch. Hell you can even dress me up and send me out to an adult book store and do a guy or two back in the corner. You can even send me out to the grocery store to get things I have to fuck my self with. Like banana, potato, cucumber. any thing you want I’ll get and fuck myself.
 
 I can get a web cam and let you watch me be your bitch. I can’t wait for your response. I hope you like me wanting to be your bitch so much that you just get right into it and hold nothing back and just have fun letting me be your little  slut bitch. 
 
 
1Slave4u
 

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Lexi,
My daughter has a cheek covered with my hot salty cum. You see I have a daughter that is 16 and about a month ago she told me she was having sex. She thought I would have flipped out. But much to her surprise I took it all in stride. Little did she know the reason why is because I’ve been watching her fuck the last two times she’s had sex at home. 
She has caught me jacking off a few times in the past. She never said anything other than a big smile and turning around. So I figured she would be okay with me jacking off out side her bedroom door. So tonight I did just that. I opened her bedroom door about 1/2 way. It was dark in her room and in the hall way. I wanted her at least see something if she were to wake up in the middle of me jacking off. SO I turned on the hall way light where it light the entire hallway including me and my hard cock. The way she was laying on her side facing me. If she opened her eyes the first thing she would see is me jacking off.
The more I thought about her waking up and seeing the harder I got and the faster I stroked my cock. It seemed the faster I got the louder I got. I got to the point I couldn’t take it any more. With a loud moaning sound I shouted I’m cuming for you Beth. I squirted my hot sticky cum into my hand where I smeared my cum all over my lips and walked into her bedroom naked it my cock only inches from her cute little face.
I got down on my knees right in front of her ans gave her a kiss on her cheek. Her cheek was covered with my hot cum that it started to get my cock hard again. I stood up again with my cock only inches from her face. I turned around and walked out of her room. I can’t wait for her to watch me jack off. I can’t wait to have her watch me cum for her. Until then I’ll be hard every day for her tight little pussy.
1Slave4u

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Lexi’s Phonesex Rules!

  1. Always have fun on your phonesex calls!
  2. Talk about whats on your mind- dont be afraid to disgust me or turn me off.
  3. Never Call me beating yourself to death, there will be plenty of time for that!
  4. Never ask for real meets – I will be your GFE or phone girl, but I do not meet IRL.
  5. Tell me thank you, fuck you or at least kiss my ass before hanging up on me!
  6. Be honest with me.
  7. Know that I am there for YOUR pleasure and may ask you alot of questions IF I am unfamiliar with your fetish or roleplay.
  8. Feel free to IM me to see if I am online but done think I will cyber with you (unless you pay for cyber first!
  9. It’s okay to be a pervert.
  10. EXPLODE FOR ME

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Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.

I hope everyone is having a great day!

Call withen the next 6 hours and recieve 5 free minutes with any paid call over 15 minutes – must ask and mention this blog!

Lexi

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My Kinky Sex Addictions

Add a little bit of erotic pleasure to your day with a spicy phone sex Girl. I will have you doing things you never thought a phone sex girl could ever possibly have you doing!

This phone sex call will be an electrifying time for you and I both. You live to please me, to love me to cum with me.

Men love my mischievous smile, but mostly my addiction for cock. It gets me extremely excited to wrap my lips and suck on a nice hard stick. I love to slide it down my throat and gag as my pussy becomes excited. I am no church girl like I may appear, but the back door slut you always wanted.
My Kinky Sex Addictions:

Dildo Play ~ Strap On ~ Masturbating my Pussy ~Sucking the Cock
Rimming Your Ass ~Toe Sucking ~Ass Smothering

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We do bestiality phone sex!! We found it funny, in a way. We also found that we were spelling it wrong when we called it beastiality phone sex haha- no ‘a’. The other day we wrote a phone sex blog entry about our willingness to accommodate and extreme taboo phone sex fantasy. Our phone rang off the hook because so many places won’t touch these topics, but the one that we got even more questions about seemed to be the most taboo of all- bestiality phone sex. To answer- YES, we do it, and more so happily. We keep it in the realm of FANTASY of course (we always like to qualify our willingness with that point), but if you want young teens sucking horse cock, or girls fucking their dogs, well, we can play with the best of them. It’s all for pretend, and 100% fantasy, so cum play with thses no taboo teens, right?
Beast is a topic that is certainly extreme taboo phone sex, but that doesn’t mean you should feel uncomfortable to ask for it. We are in the business of offering you the kinkiest teen phone sex that the web has to offer with no taboos and no restrictions, so go ahead and ask- ye shall receive with happy teen sluts any time, 24.7. Beastiality and all.

Lexi

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Finally, a Condom (and Good News) for Jonah Falcon
120ft condom baloon fill of hellium

I’ve written extensively about Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis, and even featured him in this video report on AOL News, entitled, “No Work for Man With Giant Sex Organ.”
When I made the now-viral video on Jonah, he was looking for a job and feeling the holiday blues.

Now, things are looking up for my friend. You’ll be hearing a lot more of Jonah in the weeks to come. Jonah tells me The Daily Show has been talking to him — and we could only expect this is going to be something good!

More good news: The French just unfurled the world’s biggest condom! 

The 120-foot-long inflatable rubber — which might be too big for Jonah and most Jurassic-era reptiles — actually flies.

It was built by a safe-sex group called “CondomFly,” and will take to the skies on a five-continent, 100-city world tour on Dec. 1 to promote World AIDS Day.

The French hope this dirigible prophylactic will come to be known as “The Goodyear Blimp of Safe Sex.” It can carry three people plus a pilot. And when it hits the United States, I’ve already asked to go for a ride. I’m hoping Jonah will join in to help promote the cause. And, possibly, try it on.

HEHE, I thought this was cute…

XOXOX Owner Lexi!

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pet0102_36There is no limit to my imagination – but I really enjoy story lines like: a student needing an A in her math class and doing anything to her professor to get it, talking myself out of a speeding ticket while two big black police men wave their “sticks” in my face, Seducing my girlfriend’s dad, Dress-up and photo shoot with a kinky agressive photographer, and others far too dirty to mention.pet0102_34

 I also am able to do unusual fetish calls – and hate to say “no” – so call me and tell me what YOU’D like to have me do/say during our time together!

Thanks for peeking thru the curtains at me. *wink*. Now cum on and give me and my tight, pink pussy a ride for our lives!!

Hope to talk to you soon!

XOXOX Lexi

www.taboophonegirls.com/lexi

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lexi (5)I found this list of very unusual Fetish’s – We have ALL done the #1, but what about the others? Any takers? hehe

XOXO Lexi

1. Red Wings

Cunnilingus on a menstruating woman. Bloody hell. – Everyone knows this one…ready for another?

2. The Burning Bush

This one is appropriately named, because a burning bush is literally what happens when a man dips his willie in hot sauce, then penetrates a woman vaginally. Let’s see these pervs try this act with sauce made of the Bhut Jolokia, listed by Guinness as the hottest chili in the world.

3. Taco Fondue

A woman’s vagina is stuffed with cheese, then the man’s dong stuffs the vagina, pulled out with bits and pieces of cheese stuck on it, then put into a woman’s mouth. Talk about cheese sticks.

4. Ol’ Faithful

Remember all those videos that hit the Internets last year, where douchebags stuff bottles full of Coke with Mentos and make their own mini-geysers? This is a little something like that. A can of Coke is poured into a woman’s vagina, a Mentos is shoved in, and…..nah, you know what happens next.

5. The Pillsbury Doughgirl

This sex act gives hope to very fat women everywhere, because there are guys who actually enjoy sliding their members in between their stomach folds.

6. Frozen Pudding Pop

Both straight and gay people can enjoy this one, where ice is put on a receiver’s bunghole, which the giver then penetrates while it’s all chilled, tight and puckered up from the cold.

7. Eye Balled

Let’s put this one under “sick”. What possible sexual pleasure could a person with a glass eye get from some guy taking the fake eye out and penetrating the empty socket with his penis?

8. The Dick Van Dyke

Simply put, a straight guy’s schlong put into a lesbian’s coochie.

9. The Streisand Stuffer

Men with very small penises, don’t fret: the Streisand Stuffer is just for you. Just stuff your tiny member up a person’s nostril, and voila! You’re getting laid. This also works for regular-sized guys, as long as their partners have very large noses.

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**Hot Secretary Roleplays**

You know I like to dress for success. Something sexy and just a touch slutty, maybe a skirt that is just a little too short, with a slit right up the back, reavealing my silky thigh high stockings. How about that sheer blouse that is buttoned just a little too low? And don’t forget those high heels that just scream “FUCK ME”.

I’d love nothing more than to climb the corporate ladder – fucking my way right to the top.

Don’t you need a breather from the pressures of the daily office grind?

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PHONESEX with LEXI

  • Wild Orgies Phone Sex – let’s have a wild phone session

  • Sissification Phone Sex  – tell me what your wearing sissy

  • Financial Domination Phone Sex – Pay me to phone fuck you!

  • Fetish Phone sex – Panty hose – Feet fetish – Leg – more!

  • Phone Sex Panty Sluts –  panty sluts who love to be dressed up!

    Much much more we can do!

  • www.taboophonegirls.com/lexi

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    click HERE to visit our new chatroom!

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    jodi333Just to fill you in I worked for a company a few years ago & used the name Jodi (and come clients still call me that)- BUT now you all know me by my real name  Lexi (short for Alexia) …lol

    ……………………………………………………

    XOXOXO Lexi  1-888-666-9340

    ……………………………………………………

    Well well, look who missed his little princess…My slut Mr Sims! Thats right, he came back to me as they all seem to do… its been a bit and I know I have been offline a while but he waited patiently for me… And as a reward he got to listen to me tell him how to strock & he also got the privalige of writing my name next to his little cock! See for yourself…

    mrsimms

    Anyway Glad you called me and waited for me, that makes me very happy and I want to let everyone know I am back & willtry to be online and available to you at LEAST every other day!

    Hope to talk to you soon!

    XOXOXO Lexi  1-888-666-9340

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