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My dear friends, you must’ve heard that I had my driver license suspended last night. I was falsely accused of drunk driving and just wanted to let you know what exactly happened. Anyway, last night I was at a party and did have a beer or two, but wasn’t even dizzy, let alone drunk. After the party I got into my car and two minutes later noticed flashing lights in my rear view mirror. Shit. I slowed down, pulled over, got my documents ready, and rolled down my window. A cop walks over and says the usual:- Good evening Madam, can I see your license and registration? Have you had anything to drink tonight?
– Evening officer. I was just on my way home from a party and did have two beers, but nothing more than that.
– Hmmmm, two beers? That’s it? You sure you didn’t have a few more drinks? Let me ask you something. Let’s say that you are in an dark street and you see two lights coming towards you. What do you think that is?
– I suppose that would be a car.
– Yes, it is a car, but what kind of car: a Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?
– No idea, the street is dark. No way I could tell the car make!
– Alright, let me ask you something else. Same street, but this time you see only one light. What would that be?
– I presume a motorcycle.
– Yes, that’s right but what kind of a motorcycle: a Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley Davidson?
– No idea officer.
– Hmmm, I think you had a bit too much to drink. Can you please step out of the vehicle?
– Sure, but let me ask you one question officer. You’re driving down a dark alley and see a woman wearing a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, and high heels. Who is she?
– She’s obviously a prostitute.
– Yes, she is a whore, but is she your mother, your sister or your daughter?

Needless to say, I was immediately charged with drunk driving and taken downtown for processing. But I wasn’t drunk, I swear.

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JOKE OF THE MOMENT!

…DAWN

Two friends:
– Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
– Of course! How many people are coming?
– Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

 

A little boy asked his mother:
– Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
– Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party…, you are lucky that you don’t bark.

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Sex at age ninety is
like trying to shoot
pool with a rope. 

~George Burns

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Obscenity is whatever gives the
Judge an erection.

  ~Author Unknown

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“There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:  entertainment, food, and affection.  It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. 

 As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.  When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. 

 Under no circumstances can the food be omitted”

~Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

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“What’s the three
words you never
want to hear while
making love?

Honey, I’m home.”

Ken Hammond quotes

Quote of the day by DAWN

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“Sex is like air;
it’s not important
unless you
aren’t getting any”

Quote of the day by DAWN

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“Sex is like snow,
you never know
how many inches
you’re going to get
or how long
it will last”

Author Unknown

Quote of the day by DAWN

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“Women need a
reason to have sex.
Men just need
a place.”

….Billy Crystal

 

Quote of the day by DAWN

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      “Don't have sex man.  It leads to kissing and  pretty soon you have  to start talking  to them.”  

“Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”

..Steve Martin

Quote of the day by DAWN

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