JOKE OF THE MOMENT!

…DAWN

Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party…, you are lucky that you don’t bark.

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I went shopping today at Victoria’s Secret in the mall today -

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I had some spare time when he offered to buy me a cup of coffee. I don’t know what got into me when I agreed to follow him to his home. It was the longest mile I ever drove and my panties were soaked when I walked through his front door.

The door was not even closed behind us when we  started stripping our cloths off. One wet orgasm after another happened and I hoped his cock would never stop thrusting deep in my pussy. Then Bob rolled me over and I instinctively began to suck his cock which was covered in my hot MILF pussy.  I had never given a man head before, let alone do what happened next.

I could feel his cock in my mouth begin to shake then a massive load of cum bursts in to my mouth. I swallowed every drop of his sweet creamy load. We fucked each other for several more hours that day and before I went home I stopped by the court house to finalize the divorce.  I didn’t know signing my names to those papers would turn me in to a cock hungry whore, all I want now is to experience every type of cock, cum and ways to fuck.

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I like to make my Daddy super happy.  Sometimes my daddy gets really horny &  naughty since Mommy has gone away. I have to take care of my daddy. He likes to have poker games with his closest male friends. He asked that I take good care of his friends throughout the night. Makes me their little party favor, fuck toy.

               Before the games begin and his froends show up he makes me Dress me up really sexy to get them all turned on. When they have to take a bathroom break, Daddys tells me to take their hand and show them to the bathroom. I take them all one at a time to the bathroom where I make my daddy proud of his little girl. 

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I know I don’t look like a granny, nor do I feel like a granny.  I am horny all the time.  My boss is such a hot young stud. He’s smart, good looking , very rich and very single.  I love to tease him every day with the sexy outfits I wear to show off my long legs and sexy ass.  Friday I wore a tapered, navy blue, skirt and jacket.  I had on nude thigh high stockings, like the ones in these pictures, blue high heels and a button down white blouse, sheer and unbuttoned down so you can see my big round melon tits.  We have a  great working relationship with benefits.  wink wink  You know what I mean.  

I”m home all alone and up right now playing with my wet pussy and big boobs.  I can be quiet creative so if you are looking for some fun role playing or mutual masturbation, I’m the more mature woman for you.

My Grandson came to visit me the other day and when he comes to visit he loves to snuggle with his grammy Louise.

He stayed the night and we had so much fun together.  We made popcorn and watched a scary movie, which allows me to hold on to him tightly.  I rub my big breasts against his arms and chest.  My hands wander down to his crotch which is already getting stiff.  I love to tease him, make him think he’s going to get some from granny tonight. 

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Young boys also turn me on.  Nothing feels better then a young hard body on top of mine.  Just call mommy Louise and I’ll teach you everything you need to know about sex and how to make a woman feel special!  If you just need someone to talk to and tell all your dirty secrets, I love to listen.  I can give you advice to use with your wife or girlfriend, to kink it up in the bedroom.  www.taboophonegirls.com/louise 

I am a no taboos kind of girl who will talk about anything and everything. Oh, and I really like role playing too. I’d love to be daddy’s special girl, the naughty hot babysitter, your sister or her friend or maybe you would like me to be a horny school girl. I love nasty K-9 or other beastiality role plays. I did have a crush on my high school basketball coach. He had this big German Shepard he would bring to practice and make him sit in the corner while we played. I could see the dog getting excited when he watched us practice… I loved when his big pink poker started sticking out watching it made me excited and wet. To be close to him I would volunteer to stay after school and help the coach with cleaning up the gym and stacking balls. I would get to play with the dog, he was so strong, he’d knock me down and get behind me and try to mount me. Of course nothing happened, but I wonder what it would have been like to get fucked by that big boy. I want to hear all your perverted secret fantasies and I’ll tell you some of mine. Let’s have some hot nasty fun today! I am waiting for your call.

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I’m in the kitchen, you sneak in and grab me from behind. You violently rub my tits as you whisper nasty things in my ear. You rip my g-string and bend me over the counter and you force your way into my tight asshole. You tell me how much I deserve to be fucked hard after being such a cocktease! I totaly enjoy every minute of it! You pound my hole with hard strokes…taking time to hear me grunt with each one….waiting for me to beg for more….You grab my hair, pulling it back while spraying your huge creamy load into my fuck hole!

….Now guys, being him, do you think she deserved it?

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I”m very new to the whole phone sex scene, but I have always been a dominant girl.  Nothing pleases me more then watching a man grovel on his knees begging me to let him cum.  I love to tease and deny your pleasure. 

I have several tricks and ways of making you submit to me.  I will torment and tease you.  I’ll put you in a chasity device and not allow you to cum for days, even weeks until you are ready to call me and only then will I unlock your cock and let you touch it.  I will never touch your little weiner. 

The only thing Iwill let you do, is get on your knees and stand over you so you can taste my juicy wet cunt.

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Melbourne, Mar 4 : The uniforms of Japan Airlines flight attendants are being sold to the local sex industry after they became highly sought after by fetishists, it has emerged. While several shops have created credible imitations, uniforms worn by air stewardesses have become worth their weight in gold for customers keen on role-playing fantasies, reports News.com.au.

Since announcing bankruptcy in January, cabin crew face mass layoffs and an increased temptation to sell their outfits for a profit.

The airline expects a flood of uniforms to go on to the black market.

According to UK’s The Times, Yu Teramoto, the owner of a specialist costumier in the Akihabara district of Tokyo, said real Japan Airlines (JAL) outfits have been virtually impossible for buyers to lay their hands on.

The airline has gone to great lengths to ensure uniforms stay off the black market, including inserting a serial number into each item of clothing, and keeping meticulous records of the exact whereabouts of garments all around the world.

This airline may also follow All Nippon Airways, who were forced to sew computer chips into its stewardess uniforms after suffering a similar problem.

This is not the first time JAL uniforms have been in the headlines.

The airline was forced to pay 2500 dollars after uniforms worn by staff in the business-class lounge were stolen and then appeared on an Internet auction site.

Teramoto said one uniform from that famous haul sold for 18,000 dollars.

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      In western Germany, a couple stopped on the roadside for some heavy necking before deciding to take their relationship to the next level, by having sex in the adjacent woods. They walked a good distance into the forested area before stripping. Like something out of a romance novel, or a Garth Brooks song, a lightning storm kicked up while the pair made love like animals.  They were so carried away that they didn’t even stop when thunder and lightning started to rip through the air – until a bolt of lightning struck the ground nearby.

The terrified pair ran out of the bush naked and fled in a torrential downpour that followed the lightning strike.

Transformation Fetish Phonesex

Fetish Transformation steers away from the usual maids, nurse and cheerleaders outfits and role plays and transformed into animals, mannequins and painted statues.

The transformation of a body’s shape or size, for example, by shrinking, growing, or gaining muscle mass. Shrinking and growing have their own fandoms in the microphilia and macrophilia fandoms, with more emphasis on the results of the transformations than on the transformations themselves.

There’s also the type of modification that involves addition/removal/repositioning of body parts. The transformations may involve arms, breasts, legs, heads, fingers, eyes, heads, torsos, non-human parts such as wings, tail, digitigrade legs, and the form of humantaur, which means a second torso after the hip, with extra arms or extra legs on hip height. Stories of such transformations tend to involve implants, diseases, radioactivity, magic rituals, something controlling the outside body, or sometimes they simply happen mysteriously.

Gotta love it!

Lexi