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Hey there Luvah !

So, here we are…You and I going out to dinner.
Although I am All Dolled Up for the nite out,
all I can think about in the car is being real
slutty with you while at this gorgeous restaurant.

You see, I have it in my head that this time, instead
of me rubbing my feet allover your cock under the
table, as we wait patiently for our dinner…I will
summon you to the bathroom to cum and fuck me
right there in the men’s bathroom stall.

As soon as you meet me in there, I will attack that
big fat cock of yours, sucking you like the kinky horny
slut that I am.   Umm, give it to me baby, lemme deep
throat you and then have you pick my ass up and fuck me
mid air, as I moan and groan through the motions. I just
love the way you stop to suck and squeeze on my titts
while kissing me passionately, as you pound me harder
and harder.

After our quick fuck, you gently put me down and I suck
that cock once more, before we return to the dinner table
to consume our meal, after just consuming each  other so
fucking intensely.  Dessert I cannot wait for, because it
will be me and you for dessert…as we continue what we
started, once we quickly get home.  Umm, gimme that
hard cock baby…You know I’ll take good care of it !

Kitten
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ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!

Melbourne, Mar 4 : The uniforms of Japan Airlines flight attendants are being sold to the local sex industry after they became highly sought after by fetishists, it has emerged. While several shops have created credible imitations, uniforms worn by air stewardesses have become worth their weight in gold for customers keen on role-playing fantasies, reports News.com.au.

Since announcing bankruptcy in January, cabin crew face mass layoffs and an increased temptation to sell their outfits for a profit.

The airline expects a flood of uniforms to go on to the black market.

According to UK’s The Times, Yu Teramoto, the owner of a specialist costumier in the Akihabara district of Tokyo, said real Japan Airlines (JAL) outfits have been virtually impossible for buyers to lay their hands on.

The airline has gone to great lengths to ensure uniforms stay off the black market, including inserting a serial number into each item of clothing, and keeping meticulous records of the exact whereabouts of garments all around the world.

This airline may also follow All Nippon Airways, who were forced to sew computer chips into its stewardess uniforms after suffering a similar problem.

This is not the first time JAL uniforms have been in the headlines.

The airline was forced to pay 2500 dollars after uniforms worn by staff in the business-class lounge were stolen and then appeared on an Internet auction site.

Teramoto said one uniform from that famous haul sold for 18,000 dollars.

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Finally, a Condom (and Good News) for Jonah Falcon
120ft condom baloon fill of hellium

I’ve written extensively about Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis, and even featured him in this video report on AOL News, entitled, “No Work for Man With Giant Sex Organ.”
When I made the now-viral video on Jonah, he was looking for a job and feeling the holiday blues.

Now, things are looking up for my friend. You’ll be hearing a lot more of Jonah in the weeks to come. Jonah tells me The Daily Show has been talking to him — and we could only expect this is going to be something good!

More good news: The French just unfurled the world’s biggest condom! 

The 120-foot-long inflatable rubber — which might be too big for Jonah and most Jurassic-era reptiles — actually flies.

It was built by a safe-sex group called “CondomFly,” and will take to the skies on a five-continent, 100-city world tour on Dec. 1 to promote World AIDS Day.

The French hope this dirigible prophylactic will come to be known as “The Goodyear Blimp of Safe Sex.” It can carry three people plus a pilot. And when it hits the United States, I’ve already asked to go for a ride. I’m hoping Jonah will join in to help promote the cause. And, possibly, try it on.

HEHE, I thought this was cute…

XOXOX Owner Lexi!

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